Remember Thursday nights? You start off in your apartment getting ready, doing your makeup, getting dressed, and pre-gaming? Well, if you’re anything like me that one to two drinks before the bar slowly turns into four and that twenty dollars that you are only bringing to pay for…
Someone should make an emergency kit that contains $20, a condom, and this list, and that fits in my clutch. Also a tiny assistant to go out with me and punch me in the neck when I don’t follow these rules.
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Self-knowledge is understanding that you were an idiot.
Self-improvement is becoming less of an idiot.
Wisdom is realizing that idiocy can never be reduced to zero.
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