zebra print alchemist

Apr 23
shitroughdrafts:

The Merchant of Venice, by William Shakespeare. 1598.
Happy Birthday to Billy Shakes! Love from Shit Rough Drafts.
Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

shitroughdrafts:

The Merchant of Venice, by William Shakespeare. 1598.

Happy Birthday to Billy Shakes! Love from Shit Rough Drafts.

Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

Apr 23
Apr 22
fridaclements:

pinch me

fridaclements:

pinch me

Apr 22

shestag:

layourwearyheadtorest:

2farts2furious:

daaaamn

Shots fired

Slay

Apr 22

cracked:

zebraprintalchemist:

cracked:

Congratulations! You’re better than every movie character at everything.

4 Simple Tasks That Are Way Easier Than They Look in Movies

I need a gif of DOB dancing with himself at the end there.

Wrong. You need two gifs of DOB dancing with himself at the end there.

LOOK WHAT THE GIF FAIRIES GOT ME

Apr 22

quote For unclear reasons, even in 2014 we still have a sort of sexual stigma, mostly against women who enjoy sex, especially if it’s frequent and with multiple partners. This, to me, implies a personal sexual dysfunction of the bitchy whiner, rather than the person who enjoys festive boinking, but what do I know? I know that if you’re not spreading disease or children and you’re enjoying it with another responsible, consenting adult, then anyone who complains about your sex life is probably an asshole. Stop calling people names for fucking, yo. It makes you an asshole.

Apr 22
enterprising-gentleman:


#this is my ideal state of being (x)
Apr 22
Apr 22
Apr 22
peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change